things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via ti-funny)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via ti-funny)
It’s ridiculous how we spend 9 years preparing to be a teenager. Yet, when we get there, they tell us that we only have four years to become an adult. And, in reality, a lot of kids aren’t even adults until they finish their first year of college.
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO
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this is so, very beautiful.
I actually love this a lot
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—Henry David Thoreau (via ruineshumaines)
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“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
Here you my followers.
calm your titties~ <3
Oh, good… *Sighs so loud that anyone in a ten mile radius can hear me*
So all this means is that Tumblr got over a billion dollars and they still get to do whatever they want.
Friendly reminder that
- Tumblr will remain independent
- Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
- The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
- There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
- The terms and conditions will remain the same
- Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
- ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg
(via c2ndy2c1d)
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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(via positive-mojo)
—Otherside Remix (Feat. Fences)
Song Of The Day
Otherside Remix (Feat. Fences) // Macklemore X Ryan Lewis
[Buy]
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favourite photo
this is so true
It’s beautiful
(via positive-mojo)
my attitude is “if somebody likes me they’ll tell me first” and if i’m being honest that’s not really working out