There's A Demographic For That

20th May 2013 | 43,677 notes

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

It’s ridiculous how we spend 9 years preparing to be a teenager. Yet, when we get there, they tell us that we only have four years to become an adult. And, in reality, a lot of kids aren’t even adults until they finish their first year of college.

20th May 2013 | 44,418 notes

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20th May 2013 | 71,644 notes

thehippiejew:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO

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19th May 2013 | 33,148 notes

the-city-is-my-church:

vib-e:

this is so, very beautiful.

I actually love this a lot

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19th May 2013 | 1,865 notes

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.

—Henry David Thoreau (via ruineshumaines)

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19th May 2013 | 55,558 notes

balcil:

thebestbloginthewholeworld:

c2ndy2c1d:

nat-thebaseballbrat:

“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

Here you my followers.

calm your titties~ <3

Oh, good… *Sighs so loud that anyone in a ten mile radius can hear me*

So all this means is that Tumblr got over a billion dollars and they still get to do whatever they want.

Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

Tumblr will remain independent

Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive

The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr

There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions

The terms and conditions will remain the same

Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds

ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg